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Flashdance Exotic=s 200% satisfaction guarantee. ( See below Guarantee) Please note: The whole original Reason we have submitted this page was at the request of a client {James Houston, of Eugene, Oregon}, who, after using our services (we've worked with James and his friends many times over the past twelve + years) and the services of others, keeps telling us we need "to get the word out what Flashdance offers vs. what BOGUS STRIPPERS others are putting out". Over the duration we have been encouraged by many, many more to find a medium to let potential clientele know what should be vs. what all too often happens. In the strictest spirit of fairness we offer: This Open Forum (we will not use your last name when you submit ideas, comments or scenarios. Ever, Flashdance) There are some things you might like to know about the adult entertainment industry: Tip 1: "LINT" As "Webster" said it: fluff, ravels, loose and short, yarn. We say "DOGGERS" & "LINT" is what is always around, no one wants, and needs to be flicked off. Some "Companies" operate with very questionable tactics. Be wary of low-ball prices quoted by owner/stripper-operated companies who are fly-by-night with too-good-to-be-true offers. Such operators have been known to mislead by expressing that they will give longer shows for the same (or lower) prices. Their primary goal is not maintaining a satisfied clientele base but rather in landing first-time patrons and sticking them with a low grade ("Dogger") performance. If you want a "NEON" pay a Neon price. Your friends would rather have a "VIPER" comr to your party (at last view they cost a bit more-than a "NEON"). Also when a "stripper" runs a company you can bet she (or he) won't hire anyone prettier (etc.) than her and she will pick the parties she wants to attend instead of providing the client with the entertainers they really want. Don't waste your green and your friends time with a "wanna-be". None of the "Companies" have stayed around long enough to get the hint! Why do they insist on treating it like a hobby - it'll cost them like a hobby! At your expense........ We are very well established and don't have that "small company problem of not having the technology or staff " to support our practice. We know how to build a winning team! - PLEASE NOTE - After the girls finally got to the party ( after running very late), One was so drunk that when the guys tried to get her to come out of the car, she threw-up-vomit all over two of the guys then passed out in the car. The other "Stripper" came in and just stood there and never took anything off. She had no clue! This after paying in full and getting nothing but a puker and her non-stripping girlfriend. What a rip-off!!! The guys are VERY PISSED!!!! The guys will be contacting you this week for "Real" party entertainment. I know you will treat the boys well." Update ..........
01/18/09 WOW! You can't get much more real than this.
After talking to a few of the guys that were at the party (proved to be a very interesting
conversation, much more negative said than what Misty conveyed, much to our competitors
chagrin). We booked a "real" party for them on a weekend coming soon and
our new clients discovered that (besides all the green they are already out, paid to the
above mentioned non-strippers). We discovered they "Saved" $25.00 per girl by
going to the "Other Girl Stripper
Rip-off Company" Update ..........# 2
01/20/09 WOW! We thought that would be the end of it ........ not
so! Another comment (from on of our vendors) stated that the girls at
the above mentioned "Fiasco" had done everything as described by Misty and the
guys who contacted us ....... with the addition of : "after having taken all
the booking fee (Hundreds of $$$) the one semi-sober stripper said "we want a large
tip ... NOW ... or we take nothing off". The guys pooled a chunk of dollars, gave
them to her and she responded "we'll be right back ... going for our own beer run to
the store". Yup ....... you guessed it. That was the last that any of the guys
at the party saw the strippers or their funds. Note: We at first
were a bit concerned about this "competitor" mudding up the local adult
businesswater, yet at this rate ......... they are "doing themselves" so to speak. No businesdsnames will or are need to be
used. "What goes around comes around". OUCH!!!
(Did we hear someone say "LINT" ? ? ?) ____________________________________________________________________________________________ When will they get it
?????................. 02/12/09 Mr."S." of Central Point,
OR ordered Lori after seeing her on our site from our Medford office to do a 9:00PM
bachelor-party. Lori and her driver arrived at 8:55 PM met with Mr. "S" and
started the performance. During the party Mr."S" went outside to talk with
a "stripper" he had earlier ordered from an other agency. (He, not having
used our services before and wanting to cover his reputation/butt with his boys, ordered
from us and others). Our driver went outside (at the request of the guest of honor), and
talked with Mr."S" and met the "stripper" ................ Our driver
recognized the "stripper" from an interview in the past. First off
"she" wasn't Flashdance material ( i.e. had a physic obviously indicating she
had mothered numerous children ) also when a background-check was ordered it came back
with a prostitution and two theft convictions. Mr."S" turned her away at the
curb. Returned to the party and after the performance apologized to both our entertainer
and her driver saying "your office was right .... that stripper from your competitor
..... was over the phone described as "FINE" .... I
was told a bunch of $@****&##@ crap!!! __________________________________________________________________________________ 02/26/09 ............8:42 PM ........ A gentleman named Alan contacted our office inquiring about the immediate availability of an female entertainer for a bachelor-party going on "NOW". Alan at the prompting of one of his friends, hired a "stripper" his friend knew ................ well ..... She never showed at 8:PM and his friends were pissed. What a scramble ............... (just a bit more "LINT" ) __________________________________________________________________________________ And .............. Craig of Eagle Point e-mailed this on 03/17/07 "My friend George ordered Carmen after seeing her on your site from the Medford office to do a bachelor-party. Carmen and her driver were on time and the gig was going great when two little pricks wanting to be big-dicks started to mess things up for everyone. George tried to give them the word ..... but they being pricks just went off on George. We all are sorry all this had to happen and can assure you the two will not be at our next party. Also I must commend Carmen's driver for not taking those pricks heads off .... he was most professional. Please put this note on your site to let others know : IF SIZE DOESN'T MATTER ........WHY DOES EVERYONE WANTING QUALITY AND PROFESSIONALISM GO WITH FLASHDANCE ! You may use my name. I'll be contacting you in a few months for George's bachelor=party.................. Party on !!!!!!!!" _________________________________________________ Ok ... lets hit the
strip-bar ...... We at Flashdance respect those who work at
"Strip Bars" yet over the years have in our Eugene, Roseburg, Klamath Falls ,
Medford & both San Diego offices been asked "what is the difference
between a stripper from bars and an Entertainer from Flashdance?" "David
R." 11/22/08 " I got rolled in the bathroom ($200+) It's typical of we have oh so often heard that goes on at clubs, over the past decade. Former Stripper on.......... Strip Clubs / Bars .............. Author Kellie Michaels, her comments are rather telling...... CLICK HERE> StripClubTruth.blogspot.com For a very complete description of what really goes on at STRIP BARS and CLUBS , from a females perspective. Kellie Michaels has walked the walk .... and now is talking the talk. Be sure to checkout the part about "Party Entertaining V/S Strip Bars .... What a Difference. Also checkout the part about "Party Entertaining V/S Strip Bars .... What a Difference. Once again it has been reported that those going to "Strip Bars" are having their picture taken along with their license plate numbers, and then posted on websites. It's a sad day when a few "wacko" protesters can screw things up .... they need to get a life! And let the bars and clubs do their thing. So much for discretion in boys and girls wanting to go and have some fun!. See "Frank 02/27/06" above ..... The difference between a stripper from bars and an Entertainer from Flashdance? Some have found most "strippers" a bore, whereas an Entertainer keeps you and your guests entertained while taking it off with uncommon style and sophistication. Again it has been reported that those going to "Strip Bars" are having their picture taken along with their license plate numbers, Click here> (YourNumber.topcities.com) and posted on websites like this one> SawYouThere.topcities.com/gotyou buddy/page7.htm So much for discretion in boys and girls wanting to go and have some fun!
Please be assured that we from any personal experience are not saying anything negative about strip clubs or those who work them , only relaying the above text and info. at Brian's request.
Kathy, you have to warn those not yet
fully "in the know" about this one> The next time someone calls you
and gives you a hard time about your prices (being a bit higher than some, after all
quality always costs a bit more). Tell the "not yet in the know" to
order from your competitor and use the (small amount) he saved to be used toward his
medical expenses when his buddies kick this cheap ass for ordering a "METH MOUTH ...SNAGGLE TOOTHED ..... SKANK", Thanks again for keeping the standard so high. OH! The deal we got on "Goodies" at the Castle Store will more-than offset your fee differential. Once again your the best!!! Mike 06/17/08 __________________________________________________________________________________ Hello, this is Candice Flashdance's Co-Webmisstress. The next two came in the 11/01/08 e-mail bag. One from the Medford and one from the Eugene area. All I have to say is that our San Diego, Seattle and Toronto offices have less of this being reported - going on. I after opening the local phone-book, I called these three companies to inquire about having a girl come out for a party. The first was ok I guess. The second was helpful and had an attitude of coverage beyond my expectations.The third was a total waste, (go back to school)! After reviewing the firsts website I
found its claims questionable at best. Working for the city I decided to "check on
the facts" . Bull Shit ........ They claim to have been in businesssss "since
1999" ( try 01/15/2004 ). And their statement "is the largest and most
established" .... Choked on that one ...... Two f - - - ing girls is all the have. Dear Webmisstress, Are you ........ any way I want to thank you for being so nice to me. Having never planed a party before, I found you to be most helpful. You were right, Keith was great at helping me select an entertainer who was awesome. I tried to call other places and felt I was getting the run-around, they were full of promises and spent most or there time running Flashdance down. I feel they are jealous of your total professional operation. So sad that the strippers working for them couldn't work for you, but after seeing what the look like, you would never hire them. Thank you again for getting me directed to the best party one could wish for. Alex It's getting a bit "FLUFFY in the "LINT" department, Oregon, Candice _______________________________________________________________________________
ACCOLADES
All I have to say is you have NO COMPETITION ON THE WEST-COAST. We travel-a lot and are blown away by your shows. Thankx for the truth in ALL you said. Scott (your next businesspartner? ... Please :-')
"Amber" and her girlfriend, totally blew my party guests away, the place is still drying out!!!" (Mark from the Rogue Valley).
Pete .... WOW .... Had Morgan and Sage do their rather entertaining performance last Friday night for a bachelor-party ..... my friends and I were truly appreciative of how they really complement each others performance ..... One question "where do you find such talent?" Better be bottling their energy .... you could power the entire Northwest. Mike in Medford Well the statement that "if size doesn't matter ... why do they all call us first" truly applies to "TEAM FLASHDANCE" . I just had my fifth party from you guys and ....... DAMM where do you resource your entertainment??? Maybe off on some mysterious secret island. Wherever it is keep them coming! 'Til next time Bryan
Satisfaction Guarantee Our Guarantee - Flashdance Exotic=s 200% satisfaction guarantee. (Yes ... 200%) The entertainers pictured on our site (for this example lets use the entertainer named AMadison@), is a true image of our entertainer coming to our performance bookings. Flashdance Exotic guarantees that AMadison@ is as the image represents, the girl pictured on our site.We unlike others, guarantee that our entertainers images are a true representation. IF NOT, WE WILL GLADLY GIVE THE ENTERTAINMENT BOOKING HOST A REFUND EQUAL TO 200% OF THE BOOKING FEE ............... NO BS!! We at Flashdance Exotic Entertainment enjoy what we do and desire to maintain satisfied clientele who so enjoy our caliber of entertainer that they are of the repeat/referral nature. Being honest and providing clientele with what they're promised is our way of maintaining and expanding our businesses. Oh! None of the office staff is any of our entertainers or married to and don't date any of our entertainers, hence you will get unbiased opinions of which entertainers are appropriate for your event. Tip 2: Tip 3: Please use this checklist as it was designed with the customer in mind and to keep you from getting burned.
As in the case of pre-nuptial bonding rituals: Finding the right Entertainment for your Bachelor/ette Party. So you have just been asked to be the (Best Man/Maid of Honor) at your best friend's wedding. No problem. Get them to the church on time, stand as witness and, of course, the one event even married guys/girls look forward to... the bachelor/ette party. I know you're thinking, how hard can this be? Some beer, some entertainment and a group of sex starved men (girls). :-) If you've picked your entertainers through an ad or
online you could be disappointed if they don't look like their picture. (SEE
Tip 2 ABOVE) Good agencies do from 14 to 20 or more shows a weekend. The
legitimate ones have the ability to deliver specific entertainers. Whereas the "also ran", "cheap, fly by night companies" This is your friends first and hopefully last Bachelor/ette Party. Once in a lifetime ... Do you really want to skimp on this one night ? Make sure you've chosen an adequate location and find out if the entertainer has any requirements or needs of her/his own such as music or liquor. Most entertainers bring their own props, whip cream, whips, handcuffs, etc. Find out what you get for funds and agree on it ahead of time. Most entertainers usually have a trick or finale they will perform just for the guest of honor. I mean, after all, it is about him/her, so make sure they get plenty of attention. Let us make your party guests ask of you .... "Wow, were did you go to get this entertainment !!!) If you are wondering how or why we know all this information, some of our clients (like James) have had dealings with unscrupulous competitors. We know their tactics and practices in ruining there clients' parties. Also, as a side thought worth noting, many of our competitors' entertainers are always desiring to work with us, the stories told!!!!! Mission Statement: You get complete support from our professional office staff. Our service makes us unique and we constantly strive to maintain a superior standard of personalized service. To ensure our clients satisfaction, Flashdance Productions has developed a step-by-step process of working with all its clients. While this process is standardized to produce consistent quality, it is also flexible and can be modified to accommodate any special needs. We will spend as much time as you require listening to you, then advise, using our "over a decades worth" of experience. All of which allows us to be very flexible with all of the details involved in custom entertainment needs. Our operation is very modern preferring to keep a "hands-on" operation where the individual's skills are maximized at every point in the production of the highest entertainment.
BUST
LIST.... (NOT as in well endowed!!) United
States We at Flashdance have a flawless record. _________________________________________
Girls "Just Want To Party" fun time things to do: The Banana/Condom Game (This came complements of Amy, Rachel, Meredith and Tina) This one is an easy one and very fun!!! Get a bunch of bananas, one for each invited guest, the same amount of non-lubricated condoms. ( We have found non-lubricated condoms work best for this game, lubricated ones are quite messy for this! ) Give every guest a banana and a condom that is in it's unopened package. With every one ready, say "GO". The first girl to un-peel her banana and open her condom package and have a completed "UNIT" (breaking "IT" is a major party offense!!!) is the winner. A suitable prize for the obvious SLU _ of the party. We will warn you this is a very messy game. Expect banana peals and condom wrappers all over the floor. Do this game in advance of our entertainers arrival, to warm up your guests for the main event.
Suck for a Buck ( This comes complements of "Fun - N - Cute" Lisa and Amy) This one comes from two-girls looking for a fun way to gather some extra bucks to put toward her girlfriends bachelorette-party-fun and male entertainment. This is called "Suck for a Buck". You purchase cheap white t-shirts, a few rolls of life savers (or the like) and hot glue the individual suckers to the front of the shirts (hot glue with the shirt off, please!) With the statement on the rear stating "SUCK FOR A BUCK" Then head for your local hot spot (Club or Bar). Any guy can suck a saver off for a buck! It has been reported that as much as $200 bucks have been extracted from the silly men! (its a good idea to have several of these shirts on hand, the candy will go fast). This is an absolutely hilarious way to make good funds so you can through your girlfriend a killer party (one girl made enough to upgrade the party entertainment to two male entertainers...WOW!) Its amazing what some men will do and how much they will pay to suck a life saver off a t-shirt while a girl is wearing it!
"Passing the dong" ( as Samo would say in his country) (This was spotted at a party, and all the participants had a lot of fun) Purchase a bag of long balloons, blow them up tell they almost burst. Have one for all but one party guest. Have everyone stand in a circle, put on the music, everyone passes there "Unit" that is between there legs to the next person (clockwise). Tell the music stops, or a balloon pops. (sounds like musical chairs doesn't it!) The object or this game is to be the last one standing with a "Unit" Be sure to have a suitable "Booby" prize for the last one still with a stiffy. Oh! "Booby" prizes are available at locations on The Friends of Flashdance page. Be sure to ask for your "Flashdance Exotic" discount when shopping at "Castle" or "The Magic-Man". Party Drinks: (The Team at Flashdance Exotic reminds you to be good, Drink responsibly.) The cure for Warm Beer.... "Play spin the Bottle" The fastest way to put the freeze on a bottle (or can) of warm beer is to spin it. Place the offending Cerveza in icy water and then - this is crucial - Spin it in place as fast as you can. In two min. later, it will be perfectly chilled, and it won't explode in your face. (From Jesse in San Diego, CA)
Southern Shag: Altoids Blowjob: Pour 1½ oz. Southern Comfort 1oz. Kahlua 2 oz. cranberry juice over ice ½ oz. peppermint schnapps Do a lime twist 1½ oz. cream Top with whipped cream
Get Laid: Fuzzy Screw: 1 oz. vodka ¾ oz. vodka ¾ oz. raspberry schnapps ¾ oz. peach schnapps fill with pineapple juice fill with oj juice splash of cranberry juice stir in highball glass stir in highball glass
Birth Control: Creamy Bush: 1 ½ oz. rye whiskey 1 ½ oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1 ½ oz. gin 1 ½ oz. Irish whiskey serve in a low ball glass serve in a shot glass
Red Headed Slut: 1 ½ oz. Jagermeister 1 ½ oz. peach schnapps and cranberry juice (thanks Gino of Ground Zero)
More coming from the girls of "CHRISTINE" in CANCUN, Mexico.
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